- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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