What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

ure mama's so fat

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

hi

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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