- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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