DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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