- Anti Joke

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

An Englishman walks into a bar.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

If life gives you lemonade.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.