Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

You're a big fat monkey.

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And you honored it I see :P

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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