- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Has u seen my grammar?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

You dropped something.... Yo lip

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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