Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

wael.. nuff said

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

jd and zach loves vigina

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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