- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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