- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A man did not like this site

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.