- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

My mum is called Steve

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

I literally died laughing

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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