- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Seven

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

I forgot what i was gonna say

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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