Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

a black guy hates chicken.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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