Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What is funnier than 24 69

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