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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

get in the car.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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