- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Boner

get in the car.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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