- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Abortion.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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