XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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sdfrgtyuki

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Neil is a reterd.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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9/11 my birthday

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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