- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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