A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A women left the kitchen.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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