What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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2 + 2 = 4

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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