Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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This is a joke.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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