- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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