What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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