when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Your life

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

jd and zach loves vigina

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Anti Joke

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