- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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