- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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