- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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