- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

kieran is a homosexual

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

My Butthole.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

VAL SUCKS

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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