What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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America

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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