What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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