- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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