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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

tim has no humor

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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