Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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The WNBA

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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