- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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