- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

whats white and sticky glue

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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