The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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