Hi, my name is Jake.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

charlie sheen

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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