- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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