- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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