- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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