- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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