- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Sixty... eight

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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