Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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