How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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