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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

knock knock go away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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