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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

I love you

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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