- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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