- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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