- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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