- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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