there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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