- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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