What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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WILLY

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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