- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

The New York Giants

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is green and slow Grass.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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