- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Women's Rights..

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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