what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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My Nan, that is all.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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