- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

woman's rights

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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