- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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