Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Gay republicans

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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gingers

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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