A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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