You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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