Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Women's Rights

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Ron Paul for President!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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men

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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