What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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gingers

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Lil Wayne

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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