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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

if got a joke if fogot it

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

guess what what ...

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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