whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What does? 42

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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