Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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