What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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rent a cops

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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your face

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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