Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

The Big Band Theory

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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